Thursday, March 20, 2008

Boring Girl Friends

Thank you everyone for the great response to my first post . Most of them liked it I suppose, but what I have written there is what I felt in my mind about girls. But all girls are not the same. There are a few good relationships that even I know worked out and doing well, but they are very few when compared to big ocean of losers.

Everything that I wrote in my previous post was just out of my agony. But the question here is that “can we live without girls?” we just can’t live without them and that is the truth. That’s it about girls everybody I’m feeling really bored writing about them. I’ll try writing a cool story in my next post.

Just enjoy some of these cool jokes which I found on the Internet till then.


SHOCKINGTELEGRAMS

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TELEGRAM #1A

daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,

which the father receives as:

“father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

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TELEGRAM #2A

husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his
wife: “I wish you were here.”

The message received by wife:

“I wish you were her.”
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TELEGRAM #3A

wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:

“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”

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TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.So he goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?” The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and

“You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:…..

“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom“.

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TELEGRAM #5A

man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.It was written:

‘Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

Actually I copied these jokes from some other blog.

Bye for now.



Saturday, March 8, 2008

Secrets about Girl Friends

Hi everybody this is my very first post in my very first blog. Let me introduce my self to everyone. I’m Aravind, actually there is nothing much to say about me. I just feel like I’m a normal guy with all normal features, nothing extra ordinary in me.

I just like hanging around with my friends, bunking classes and I do many cool things, of course it’s a part of student's life. The most interesting part of a male student’s life is a girl friend, I don’t know about females so I mentioned only males. Every person feels like having a girl friend, but is it necessary to have one?

Guys feel like they are hero’s when they talk to girls. They just forget people around them when they hear the voice of a funky lady laughing for his silly non sense jokes. After the advent of these cell phones guys (with gf’s) started forgeting the people around them. They just keep talking to their girls where ever they go.

I saw many people doin that in my daily life. The story of these guys starts like this. On the opening day of college our hero after seeing the girl feels like love at first sight. Then spends some sleep less nights thinking about her. The next day he tries to attract her by cracking some silly jokes on people around him. She replies to his silly jokes with her sweet smile aur hamara hero bangaya uska ashique.

Then the next day he tries to talk to her about his bhorin books and subject’s. Then she thinks that our hero is an Intelligent. Then the next day he talks about her parents and siblings and then at last he get’s her phone number. Then the story begins. Now the face-face conversation looses its pace and the phone conversation gains its pace. First they talk for about 10 mins daily and only about books. Later they start talking about the other persons in the class. Then about their relationship and at last something which they call love develops between them.

This takes some time for around 4-6 months on an average. In the next few months all the people in class will come to know about their affair. Then this talks on phone, buying gifts…etc goes on for a few months and even some years. If every thing goes on right then their affair stands still with some exceptional quarrels in between. Meanwhile our hero who ranked well in his studies before joining his graduation will become a real bekari and will have atlest 3-4 backlogs and our queen will be doin gud with her studies.

Their graduation will come to an end and her parents will bring her a good match (America sambandham) and the girl will dump our hero and will catch the next flight to America. Our hero with his backlogs and long devadas beard will be struggling to write his exams.

This is the story of a guy with GF. If you are not interested in your life or if you just want to ruin your life you can achieve it by making a Girl Friend.

Bye for now.