Saturday, March 8, 2008

Secrets about Girl Friends

Hi everybody this is my very first post in my very first blog. Let me introduce my self to everyone. I’m Aravind, actually there is nothing much to say about me. I just feel like I’m a normal guy with all normal features, nothing extra ordinary in me.

I just like hanging around with my friends, bunking classes and I do many cool things, of course it’s a part of student's life. The most interesting part of a male student’s life is a girl friend, I don’t know about females so I mentioned only males. Every person feels like having a girl friend, but is it necessary to have one?

Guys feel like they are hero’s when they talk to girls. They just forget people around them when they hear the voice of a funky lady laughing for his silly non sense jokes. After the advent of these cell phones guys (with gf’s) started forgeting the people around them. They just keep talking to their girls where ever they go.

I saw many people doin that in my daily life. The story of these guys starts like this. On the opening day of college our hero after seeing the girl feels like love at first sight. Then spends some sleep less nights thinking about her. The next day he tries to attract her by cracking some silly jokes on people around him. She replies to his silly jokes with her sweet smile aur hamara hero bangaya uska ashique.

Then the next day he tries to talk to her about his bhorin books and subject’s. Then she thinks that our hero is an Intelligent. Then the next day he talks about her parents and siblings and then at last he get’s her phone number. Then the story begins. Now the face-face conversation looses its pace and the phone conversation gains its pace. First they talk for about 10 mins daily and only about books. Later they start talking about the other persons in the class. Then about their relationship and at last something which they call love develops between them.

This takes some time for around 4-6 months on an average. In the next few months all the people in class will come to know about their affair. Then this talks on phone, buying gifts…etc goes on for a few months and even some years. If every thing goes on right then their affair stands still with some exceptional quarrels in between. Meanwhile our hero who ranked well in his studies before joining his graduation will become a real bekari and will have atlest 3-4 backlogs and our queen will be doin gud with her studies.

Their graduation will come to an end and her parents will bring her a good match (America sambandham) and the girl will dump our hero and will catch the next flight to America. Our hero with his backlogs and long devadas beard will be struggling to write his exams.

This is the story of a guy with GF. If you are not interested in your life or if you just want to ruin your life you can achieve it by making a Girl Friend.

Bye for now.

22 comments:

Chandu said...

hey d00d, this stuff is really awesome... i have seen so many of 'em..!!

uppi said...

gr8 work man!!!
u hav done a gr8 analysis on this stuff..
so who is the victim?

Anonymous said...

u faild 2 see it d othr way round...!!!
itz a bit of foolishness on d part of d boy though....

Anonymous said...

hey dude one of them asked u 2 write u r autobiography ppl like u m8 become bakras n remember every grl doent ditch a boy
so strt r8 sm useful not crap in u r blog

Anonymous said...

hey dude none of them asked u 2 write u r autobiography ppl like u m8 become bakras n remember every grl doent ditch a boy
so strt r8 sm useful not crap in u r blog

Anonymous said...

hey dude uppi the victim is MR.Aravind itself

uchiha said...

evry gal isnt da same dood...

its ur mistake to mess ur studies...y do u blame others for ur own deeds...

ramp said...

excellent real story line up................

Pavan said...

sexy cheppinavu macha.. keka..

aravind said...

hey doods this not my autobiography and i accept that all grls don't ditch guys..........but u have to accept the fact that 90% of them do it and this is about them.........

aravind said...

I think the anonymous guy above is into a serious affair which made him talk like dat. He must wait till the end of his graduation to scratch his devadas beard.

Anonymous said...

hey dude its awesome :P
i hav seen ppl around lik dis......

Anonymous said...

yo man, this is reality and this is true. Never ever believe girls dude ,they are the most hopeless creatures on earth.Wen she says i love you u feel tht shes in deep love with u but actually shes making fun of you .F......... girls.Proceed only wen its like fun and forget and don believe aaashique like the anonymous guys who say that love is heaven and all the shit ......................., f... such idiots .

Ajay said...

its ur fault if ur fooled by a gal .... and my dear fred ever gal is not the same .... its ur fault if ur messing up studies with a gal and feeling proud if u talk to gals.... in reality ur absolutely on the wrong track

u hav to knw that every coin has two sides ... some are really happy finding a gr8 lyfmate for themselves and others are just complaining like mr.arvind abt gals fooling boyz
it works both the ways u see

just njoy the lyf as it is DONT COMPLAIN

aravind said...

I accept that a few people are doin gud with their raltionships..................as you said every coin has two sides........this post for the other side of the coin.
This is not any kind of complaing..........this is the future for those guys who get attracted to grls.......and get ditched at the end...........just threatening them about the danger ahead.......

Anonymous said...

hey dude... yea its true to some extent and as mentioned by someone above it can be the other way round also.

No teenage relationship is eternal or at least i didn't come across such a thing.

just enjoy your present with your (so called) lover.

people be aware of the fact that you can be ditched anytime by your partner!!!

Ajju wanna talk to u.... said...

didnt u get the second side of the coin .... oh common man ...

the second side of the coin is the climax of ur story
and for further info everytym its not the gals fault also, as we say "u cant clap just by a single hand!!!"

i knw some gals are just out for fun beware of them, but everytym shouting at whole gal community as a whole is a wrong thing, it hurts them too.....

sushanth said...

mama kekaaaaaa... he isnt blaming girls. Sometimes, i mean many at times situation or time plays a crucial role. they will have to take decisions. but i can tell you something about women they are inscrutable, conniving, hysterical and apt to change their minds without reason or warning. very much good at entraping men or keep them guessing..!
Truly speaking hard to live with them and even harder to live without them...!
i really doubt "do i need her" ??

Ajju wanna talk to u.... said...

opinions are lyk assholes ... everyone has one !!!

soo this is a stuff on which we would neva reach a conclusion

right said man "difficult to liv them them ... and more difficult to live without them"

indraneel said...

good work aravind but i suggest u to follow that..............

Ms Cris said...

Looks like the words of an experienced boy friend :-)
Or probably a very good observer.

Yeah I am familiar with these lines. Happens the other way around too. Sometimes its the boy, sometimes its the girl, one of them breaks the slimy thread that connected them for the few years in college.

Seems like the present generation have come to terms with the fact that the affairs were only going to be a college thing and reach an understanding that its goodbye after that.

Practical, kids today seem to be. Too practical if you ask me. But then noone is asking me, so I will just go and mind my own business :D

aravind said...

i'm really not a good observer but just saw some bad experiences of people..........
ya people have become really damn practical.............and i think it's better because atleast they don't become devadas after the break up